“It’s OK to lie on poker night!”

“I’ll go down on Jacks!”

“Testicularly speaking…I mean, statistically speaking, my Aces should hold!”

“I’ve got to keep it tight, for Jesus!”

“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.”

“Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art.”

“The one who bets the most wins. Cards just break ties.”

“Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.”

“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.”

“Cards are war in disguise of a sport.”

“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.”

“You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.”

“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.”